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21st October 2014

Photo reblogged from WTF, Evolution? with 1,494 notes

wtfevolution:

"I just had the best idea."
"Oh, great."
"You know how most animals poop out blobs or tubes or little pellets?"
"Um…"
"I’m going to make this wombat poop different."
"Poop… different…?"
"I’m going to make it poop cubes!”
"Seriously?"
"That way the poops won’t roll away when the wombat uses them to mark its territory.”
"I think you’ve finally lost it."
"It’s called ‘innovation,’ my friend."
Source: Flickr / steven-young / licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

wtfevolution:

"I just had the best idea."

"Oh, great."

"You know how most animals poop out blobs or tubes or little pellets?"

"Um…"

"I’m going to make this wombat poop different."

"Poop… different…?"

"I’m going to make it poop cubes!

"Seriously?"

"That way the poops won’t roll away when the wombat uses them to mark its territory.”

"I think you’ve finally lost it."

"It’s called ‘innovation,’ my friend."

Source: Flickr / steven-young / licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

Tagged: wtfevolutionwombat

21st October 2014

Photo reblogged from cool skeletons - Google Search with 94,532 notes

paradoxandplaid:

johnverbingalonewithnouns:

I smiled so big when I realized what was going on here :D

I bet that butterfly is pissed off.

paradoxandplaid:

johnverbingalonewithnouns:

I smiled so big when I realized what was going on here :D

I bet that butterfly is pissed off.

Tagged: butterflyfloraltattoo

Source: supergreat

21st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from LOL GIFS with 54,433 notes

onlylolgifs:

Darth Maul Star Wars) Makeup Tutorial 

Tagged: darth maulmakeup

21st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from FUCK YEAH BILL HADER with 418 notes

"What is it like to have Bill back on the show? Let’s see, I’m going to say exciting. There’s actually some giant list of things to avoid…"

Tagged: kenan thompsonbill hader

Source: justinrandalls

21st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from I AIM TO MISBEHAVE! with 9,840 notes

Someone please show me the video this is from!

Tagged: jason voorheesfreddy krueger

Source: diablito666

21st October 2014

Photoset reblogged from IF SHE BE WORTHY with 96,451 notes

Tagged: artmr beanrowan atkinson

Source: tastefullyoffensive

21st October 2014

Photo reblogged from Ain't No Such Thing As A white jesus with 3,839 notes

darvinasafo:

I will reblog this FOREVER

darvinasafo:

I will reblog this FOREVER

Tagged: wow i love this

21st October 2014

Photo reblogged from ElectricSexDoll with 59,578 notes

foxnewsoficial:

Person: I’m a woman and I don’t need feminism
What she’s actually saying:
My life is perfectly okay and I don’t really care what other women go through
I think feminists are just whiny and can’t take jokes that perpetuate harmful stereotypes
I believe that people are just obsessed with political correctness
I am blind to the fact that there are still problems faced by women
I have forgotten that feminism gave women rights such as the right to vote
I have no idea that feminism is an egalitarian movement that fights for everyone’s rights regardless of sex, gender, sexuality, race, religion, nationality, and ethnicity but mostly focuses on women’s rights.
I am more concerned about semantics rather than human rights
I can’t distinguish between real feminists and shitty people who call themselves feminists
I still believe in the false notion that feminism is about hating men
I actually don’t understand what feminism is

foxnewsoficial:

Person: I’m a woman and I don’t need feminism

What she’s actually saying:

  • My life is perfectly okay and I don’t really care what other women go through
  • I think feminists are just whiny and can’t take jokes that perpetuate harmful stereotypes
  • I believe that people are just obsessed with political correctness
  • I am blind to the fact that there are still problems faced by women
  • I have forgotten that feminism gave women rights such as the right to vote
  • I have no idea that feminism is an egalitarian movement that fights for everyone’s rights regardless of sex, gender, sexuality, race, religion, nationality, and ethnicity but mostly focuses on women’s rights.
  • I am more concerned about semantics rather than human rights
  • I can’t distinguish between real feminists and shitty people who call themselves feminists
  • I still believe in the false notion that feminism is about hating men
  • I actually don’t understand what feminism is

Tagged: feminism

Source: foxnewsoficial

21st October 2014

Quote reblogged from Ruined Childhood with 54,809 notes

1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once
— Terry Pratchett (via bableman)

Tagged: terry pratchett

Source: bableman

20th October 2014

Photoset reblogged from I must paint you with 1,015 notes

livefrommyhouse:

Dumb, cute idiots

Tagged: seth meyersAndy Samberget

Source: livefrommyhouse