"I just had the best idea."
"You know how most animals poop out blobs or tubes or little pellets?"
"I’m going to make this wombat poop different."
"I’m going to make it poop cubes!”
"That way the poops won’t roll away when the wombat uses them to mark its territory.”
"I think you’ve finally lost it."
"It’s called ‘innovation,’ my friend."
I smiled so big when I realized what was going on here :D
I bet that butterfly is pissed off.
"What is it like to have Bill back on the show? Let’s see, I’m going to say exciting. There’s actually some giant list of things to avoid…"
Someone please show me the video this is from!
I will reblog this FOREVER
Person: I’m a woman and I don’t need feminism
What she’s actually saying:
- My life is perfectly okay and I don’t really care what other women go through
- I think feminists are just whiny and can’t take jokes that perpetuate harmful stereotypes
- I believe that people are just obsessed with political correctness
- I am blind to the fact that there are still problems faced by women
- I have forgotten that feminism gave women rights such as the right to vote
- I have no idea that feminism is an egalitarian movement that fights for everyone’s rights regardless of sex, gender, sexuality, race, religion, nationality, and ethnicity but mostly focuses on women’s rights.
- I am more concerned about semantics rather than human rights
- I can’t distinguish between real feminists and shitty people who call themselves feminists
- I still believe in the false notion that feminism is about hating men
- I actually don’t understand what feminism is
1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once
Dumb, cute idiots
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