*dick hard but i gotta stand up*
did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat
I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word
my girlfriend framed her first anon hate
Now you can finally discover what you’re supposed to be cyberbullying others about! So what did you get?
(Some of these don’t even make sense, which just makes it all the more authentic.)
freedom from underprivileged Americans.
okay yeah that’s true
Moms against white bronies
Access to male Abortion
Christians for other people’s Wall Street.
Freedom from the protection of freedom of speech.
This is so convoluted and hackneyed, it MUST be tumblr social justice!!
Fedoras for the endangered racism
Christians for bringing back millennials
God hates vaccination of corporations.
God hates white millennials.
Presented without comment.
Legalization of Equality for Foreigners
Down with wealthy people that aren’t me! (tru)
This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.
But does it taste good?
Japanese text book
THIS IS SO PERFECT
His childhood dream to marry a princess! well that’s close enough!!
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